Ridiculous Ad

On a bus shelter I saw an ad that stated, "Talk all you want, unless you're a mime." I think it was for a cell phone company but it may have been for circus performers. Clearly the ad writer did not think this one through. Mimes can talk, they can talk all they want, they simply choose not to. The ad should have read "Talk all you want, unless you're mute, in which case you should check out our fabulous text message plans." Wordy perhaps but undeniably accurate.