Friday, October 19, 2007

I NEED A SAFE LIVEING SPACE PLEASE HELP

I guess in most neighbourhoods people post various flyers, notices, want-ads, etc around. We get a lot of them in Cabbagetown and I ignore most but this one caught my eye. It was typed on a crisp white sheet of paper and stuck to the hydro pole with four thumbtacks. I would think that a woman in her dire situation would want to save money but perhaps she's thinking that if somebody does offer her free accomodations she won't have to worry about the thumbtack budget. I kind of went back and forth with whether I should put this up or not. I don't want to make fun of the less fortunate. I don't find humour in the situation or the spelling and grammar errors (okay, some of the errors are a little funny). I find humour in the rants that go nowhere and her selective attitude. She did put her name and phone number on the notice but I'm leaving them off. The remainder of the entry is the text of her notice.

1. I'm living in a rental situation that is struck telly unsafe do to neglected maintenance the building has collapsibility & other hazards to worry about such as everything around and under neath the building and are dangerous.

2. there really arint any laws around hear it's a land thing they just pretend theres laws for manipulation and control tac-tic's, the cop's are worse than the kkk, there lazy creatures that get slaves to make them suits and decorate & build there hell wagons to drive around denie people the right to live they enjoy making cripples and stealing mothers children and body rights there disgusting and inhuman. I'd love to be involved with the construction group restores buildings and then rent them out. I would enjoy planning and doing the building work and the company, it's not really a sexual thing but I enjoy being around people smart enough to design, build & maintain there own houses and area that enjoy doing it. building restoration and maintance is an art it's wonderfull.

3. So I'm basicly looking for somebody in the construction industry who build a safe house (+++++++++not built on land with tunnels or gas lines underneath or larg structures that might fall or burn)>>>>>> to live in that Might rent a safe space to me or wants to help me go claim a piece of land and clear it cultivate it and start a community and make our own callander and make our own holydays. but my grand parents and my sister and her family live in south east mississuage and south west toronto so i need to stay close to them i don't drive. this person must be in my age group (I'm 24) and has a glowing personality and that i would find being around comfortable safe and amesueing yes to an extent I expect to be amused by ythe person I choose to live with so dont call me if you cant also entertain me to.

I dont want to live with a clutter bug i like open space concept breathability, gardins art and the sound of water moveing and a space with big windows lots of light i'm claustra phobic big time i hate bug's lizards & creepy crawlys and i dont want any long haird animals around or things that airnt house trained around. i dont want a high volume of visiters around or trafic around. I hate tv I'm a picky eater no meat or bird eating for me you can eat it i might evan cook it for you but I'm not eating it i do eat fish. to get me to move in you gotta convince me that you thourly checked out the land and area for safty hazords yes the pipes and wast systems around and under the house have to be safe if you think the city maintains them your wrong. there cant be any old gas stations around that might blow up so I'm willing to leave the nabour hood evan the city and come go to a nabourhood one that you and your friends already built an area thats all newly built and releveloped nothing hazordes around or underneath but I do get bord and i like entertianment. so I'm not sure what to do.
if you think we can team up I dont got much to offer but I got an intresting family and storys to tell and entertaining and creative not really talented at anything but hey i aint forceing you to awanser by add hear so.
dont be thinking I'AM going to fall in love with you eather I am in love with a construction worker james d cooper but he thinks im worthless trash and dosint want to be around me or with me so that tells you I'm not a very likeable person to start I'm disagreeable and i'm not willing to have children with any body but james but he whont come around to and if anybody eles other than him trys to get me pregnant understand I will self abort the pregnancy i'm not up for the survival of humanity and i hate people I wanted to have my offspring with hames.
my name is _________ no children age 24 canadian censis internationnell hates me.
I do smoke and I do like drinking and drugs done in moderation and with respect to the body systems. if my letter hear intrest you and you can help me figure out my houseing problame than give me a call.
after 6pm on weekday's and unlimited on weekends

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG! Unbelievable -- thanks for sharing. Although I must say, you must have better things to do with your time than retype this notice just for the amusement of your readers!!

Anonymous said...

oh boy.... sign me up...haha!