Back to the Grind

For those of you who have spoken to me or seen me recently this information is old news but I did arrive home safely from Vancouver. For those of you who haven't spoken to or seen me recently, thanks for caring. Would a phone call, a quick visit, an invitation to play miniature golf have killed you?

I haven't done a whole lot since returning. I did get my haircut yesterday which was a bit of a mistake. I don't have an elaborate hairstyle. I get it cut fairly short, leave it a bit longer in front, and use carpenter's glue and candle wax to keep it from sticking up everywhere. I don't know if the woman who cut my hair was inept, lazy or malicious but she shaved my head leaving only a long patch right in front. I've seen this haircut on other people and didn't care for it. I would usually egg them. The Brazilian soccer player Ronaldo had the same haircut at one point and nearly got kicked off the team. I told the woman to just shave the entire thing. I would rather look like a maniac than an idiot (although some people have told me I often look like both).